Monday, January 25, 2010

the first horseman of the new apocalypse (extreme!)

i bring you... CORPULENCE! famine is so passe... who has time for famine anymore? at least, no one that we hear about or care about for that matter. back in the old days the four horsemen repsresented things that were beyond mankind's control. but now that we have a grip on at least two of them, they have mutated from random, savage things to passive lifestyle things.

BEHOLD! i bring the first sign of the pocky lips! and its name shall thunder in the heavens, and it shall be known as the *in booming bass voice* DOUBLE DOWN!


yessiree, that is two deep fried chicken breasts serving as a "bun," sandwiching  bacon and 2, count em, 2 cheap processed cheeses! feel your mouth watering now! oh, did i forget to mention the *snicker* colonel's special sauce?

so... my next question is... would you like a diet pepsi with that heart attack?


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  1. Mr RidiculousJanuary 26, 2010 at 4:42 AM

    well i am going to comment on my own posting, just because i can...

    when are corporation ever going to learn not to name a sauce or some such thing after the owner/spokesman/mascot? come on... the colonel's sauce? it will never, ever sounds right in this day and age. yes, give me a squirt of burger king's white sauce, right here... do they not realize that this kind of thing has been an object of ridicule for a while? i seriously do not believe they understand this, and it is all wink-wink kind of subtle subterfuge... who comes up with this?

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