awwwww...

yeah...

be a real man! none of this pussyfooting around!

why not?

someone has gotten away with insanity...

it's my party, and i will cry if i want to...

BTW, i am the drummer in the background 

not sure what this is about, but i like it...

i wonder if anyone won the prize?

 

makes for a pretty good marketing device... 

now those were the days!

so where is my Control?

i am tired of riding with hitler... he talks too much!

was this the point we jumped the shark as a culture?

 

earlier? later? lost and nowhere to go except maybe more derivative and ridiculous...

and now for something completely different...

somehow this sums it all up...

sex sells anything!

 

who knew ammonium sulphate could be so sexy?

but then again the derivitive is nothing new...

 

only the diversity...

is there no fantasy that the internet cannot fulfill?

 

a slave princess leia pillow fight?  are there logical limits to all of this?

by the pricking of my thumbs...

kick the hobbit habit!

i did not know that hobbits were leprecauns in their fall fashion... 

with shoes too... blasphemy!

luke, i am your hot-air balloon!

you find jesus everywhere too!

if he is in a kit kat bar, where else could he be?

ah... those were the halcyon days...

i love the ashtray on the table. don't see that much anymore...

i so wanted one of these...

heh heh heh...

there is something very sad about this...

this just about sums up my opinion of modern art...

the antidote for the last ones...

 

ahhh... notice the  sexy, flaring nostrils... i practice this in the mirror everyday.

almost too ridiculous...

 

patrick. swayze. overload!

AHHHH!

 

wake me up! i am having a pluto nash nightmare!

the russians don't mess around...

further signs of the apocalypse....

why does it seem to involve food lately?

words fail me...

other than i think i am the lion if this was a metaphor for life...

swinging, swinging, swinging!

say swinging a bunch of times and see if it still makes sense... 

simpler is better too...

not mars... nope nope nope!

yep, babies are cute...

 no matter what...

i still have nightmares...

i think of windmills too...

but i think i am usually chasing them...

you can make your own title for this one...

how can i resist?

 

  

  

because dead flies are sooOOoo cute!

yes, smaller is better!

we three queens of occident are...

 

  

  

 

i think i need a suit like this...

 

for especially cold days...

motto of the day!

better to illustrate with a cake than words...

 

brought in by the boss, in case you were wondering...

words of wisdom to contemplate...

if i can only figure out what a tomarrow is... or why it never knows.

some things are self-explanatory...

 

and other things are not...

the places that you find elvis...

at conventions...

talk about sex in advertising...