ever get that feeling that you are being watched?

well, you probably are... by an attack cat!

what is a hug between friends?

though i think the ostrich has been feeling a bit distant lately...

oh, ok, then it must be safe...

 

if my teachers and scientists smoke them, then i can too!

YES!!!

i would like two to go, please...

i have my doubts...

sure you did... WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT PMS!!1!

currently eating...

though i am not quite sure what...

currently reading...

though i find myself disagreeing...

hey, if it works...

you use the available tools...

seeing things?

RAWR!

just when you think you have seen it all...

there's cookie monster on skis...

some things need no explanation...

ARRRR!

feeling oppressed?

it is not your imagination...

currently reading...

uhhhh... to fit in? to wear cool shades?

currently eating...

actually that looks pretty yummy...

there's a strange kinda crazy comin' over me lately

even the pigeons want to argue with me...

hey you! yeah you, the one with the big nose!

your nose looks like one of those proboscis monkey noses!

ah, the good old days!

 

look out! it's a terrorist!

confused again...

some many places to be, so few me's!

currently reading...

put yer legs up in the stirrups ma, it's time for your yearly! YEE-HAW!

what parents don't know!

 

does it never end?

from the "what were they thinking?" department

perfect for the circus family child!

sometimes too much is too much...

i cannot even figure out how he got it there...

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if this catches on i can envision a line of men hooked up to pumps, and then herded back to their stalls. it is the capitalist in me.

satisfy my coffee hunger!1!!

i do not care if they are the cheapest robusta beans either!

currently eating...

it's a cornacopia of spam!

sometimes even wrong is right...

let me be your love potato!

no comment needed...

other than... hah ha!

complete waste of super powers!

no question about it... totally GAY!

just what i needed!

 

i just hope they are still free!

time to reconsider your coffee brand...

YUM!

currently eating...

spicy vegetable flavoured!

this obesity thing is getting out of control!

 

 put that chair on a diet! get out there and get some exercise!

currently wearing...

who knew that looking this good could be so easy?

currently eating...

who knew health food could be this scrumptious?!?!

just the stock photo i was looking for!

just what i needed for the "all-beef, all american suicide hotdogs!" (tm) ad campaign...

need i add more?

 

DAMMIT!

it's patriotic duty!

DRINK MORE BEER!

NOOOOoooo...

 

NOOOOOOoooooo...

where am i?

ah, thanks, i needed to be reminded...

beer is nutritious!

for the whole family!

currently reading...

 

YES!