hot enough for you?

how hot is it? it's this hot!

i think we have all been there...

i always get so tired when i fly 1st class! must be the champagne...

lost?

hello...

if you don't like it, don't look!

hah ha! you looked!

good thing i have the 100 color box of crayons...

 

because i have been wanting to use my sky blue and forest green...

hey! it works!

 

just not for everybody...

ah, the good old days!

oh yeah! back in the day!

 

having my doubts about some of these break dancers...

i need one of these this morning...

almost better than coffee!

i think you are being too selective!

you should have done the orals first!

shape up!

 

or ship out! (said in faux austrian accent...)

nuclear love!

 

it is the best kind!

further proof of rule 34

need i add more?

ah! the good old days!

when you did not need to search for your cell phone...

they should make a movie out of this!

or at least a TV show...

POP!

this is exactly what i am trying to do...

i think this is a clear case of wishful thinking

how exactly does one become a nymphologist?

so many things to say...

where does one start?

seriously! who is the target market of this?

 

i am afraid that, ultimately, the dots fail to connect...

life too complicated?

 

take these 5 times a day and you worries will be over!

can i get this with bacon?

 

oh, and a large buttery chocolate shake to go...

so many mixed messages...

 

not even sure where to start with this one...

ah, the good old days again!

hold still, son! just 5 more!

i need a suit like this

 

especially for mondays, i think...

CHARGE!

kids these days! i think i like them...

in case you needed an explanation...

simpler is better!

jump, jump!

 

or maybe he is just so flufy, that he floats...

cannot think of a good opera verse for a title...

for some reason i imagine them singing opera...

seeing things?

they're everywhere!

maybe back in the old days...

 

we've progressed as a society...

anarchists did this!

 

 it is all the president's fault!

i think i need a suit like this...

i already have to fight the girls away, what can i expect now?

truth in advertising?

i don' know.. i kind of liked the place.

buyer beware!

i think they need to rework their ad campaign...

the perfect headline?

making a movie adaptation right now… 2 dumb 2 die! and then the sequel will be called 2 dumb 2 die 2; blonder than ever!

not sure how natural this is...

i think it is an abomination! maybe a tasty one, but maybe not...

sometimes the best answer is the simplest...

well done! 1000%!

expecting some big news?

me too! really really big news...

metaphor for the modern world?

 

ZOOOOM!

not sure what i am looking at here...

 

but it almost looks good enough to eat!

YEAH! what have they ever done for us anyways!?!?

yes, very suspicious...

not much more i can "add to this..."

me three!

meat loaf every day? YES!

happens all the time!

just the cover makes me want to read this!

words of wisdom...

somewhere there is a gamer whose leetspeak actually paid off in the real world…

dammit! i missed it all!

i want my weed with roots in hell!
ok, maybe i did not miss the wild parties...but where’re my unleashed passions?

i think this is pretty self-explanatory...

though, i think, if i squint really hard... i can see it.

well duh...

i guess they expect me to check in my handguns, shotguns and dynamite with the guard at the door too...

i need a suit like this!

set pahsers to... SEXY!

oh yeah!

love the daisy dukes and pornstache!

i am having one of those days again...

DAMMIT!