a little nugget of wisdom...

but no need to worry! the TV hat is here!

oh TV hat, how much i love thee! let me count the ways... 1! ah ah ah!

now those were the days, again!

it is not nice to point!

ummmm... are you serious?

you knew it was only a matter of time...

 

tramp stamp barbie has finally been produced. will this go the way of earring ken?

ah! the birds and the bees...

seriously, no matter how you dress this up it still ends up being weird... in fact i am a little weirded out by her parents.

some have it?

what? the pornstache?

the only way to walk around in london fully armed and armoured?

like a fish out of water...

actually it says "i am like a fish in the water," but that is niether here nor there...

they're mushrooms, dammit!

so stop staring!

can you find the hidden message?

if it had teeth it would bite you...

brought to you by the "what exactly were you expecting?" department...

those crazy japanese again...

 

what will they think of next? 

a dream for some, a nightmare for others?

awwwww...

yeah...

be a real man! none of this pussyfooting around!

why not?

someone has gotten away with insanity...

it's my party, and i will cry if i want to...

BTW, i am the drummer in the background 

not sure what this is about, but i like it...

i wonder if anyone won the prize?

 

makes for a pretty good marketing device... 

now those were the days!

so where is my Control?

i am tired of riding with hitler... he talks too much!

was this the point we jumped the shark as a culture?

 

earlier? later? lost and nowhere to go except maybe more derivative and ridiculous...

and now for something completely different...

somehow this sums it all up...

sex sells anything!

 

who knew ammonium sulphate could be so sexy?

but then again the derivitive is nothing new...

 

only the diversity...

is there no fantasy that the internet cannot fulfill?

 

a slave princess leia pillow fight?  are there logical limits to all of this?

by the pricking of my thumbs...

kick the hobbit habit!

i did not know that hobbits were leprecauns in their fall fashion... 

with shoes too... blasphemy!

luke, i am your hot-air balloon!

you find jesus everywhere too!

if he is in a kit kat bar, where else could he be?

ah... those were the halcyon days...

i love the ashtray on the table. don't see that much anymore...

i so wanted one of these...

heh heh heh...

there is something very sad about this...

this just about sums up my opinion of modern art...

the antidote for the last ones...

 

ahhh... notice the  sexy, flaring nostrils... i practice this in the mirror everyday.

almost too ridiculous...

 

patrick. swayze. overload!

AHHHH!

 

wake me up! i am having a pluto nash nightmare!

the russians don't mess around...

further signs of the apocalypse....

why does it seem to involve food lately?

words fail me...

other than i think i am the lion if this was a metaphor for life...

swinging, swinging, swinging!

say swinging a bunch of times and see if it still makes sense... 

simpler is better too...

not mars... nope nope nope!

yep, babies are cute...

 no matter what...

i still have nightmares...

i think of windmills too...

but i think i am usually chasing them...