happy, so happy!

straight out of the can, by the spoonful!

the end is nigh!

RUN! save yourselves! oh wait... that is what you have always done.

everyone sing along!

and i know that you did, at least in your head...

i was flat once too...

 

then... BOOM! FLUFFY! and the quality of life went up 100%!  
or directly proportional to hair volume, one or the other..
.

 and then he went FLUFFY too! once you go fluffy, there is no going back...

what's the world coming to???

i don't remember the 90s being this bad...

back when things were simpler, but a little more ridiculous also...

yep, that is a nuke bazooka... SWEET!

the revenge of more words of wisdom

you cannot deny that this is very wise advice for life in general

time to channel your inner seagull

YEAH! MINE!

more words of wisdom

i would if i could!

happens to me all the time!

this time i am definitely the pinky finger...

just when things were starting to make sense again...

ralph, the malph, had to go and mess it up again...

caught by definition

a guy on the street asks a punk rocker "what is punk rock?"
the punk rocker picks up a garbage can and throws it into a window. "that is punk rock!"
so the guy picks up another garbage can and throws it through another window. "so, that is punk rock?"
the punk rocker say "no, that just makes you a poser!"

it is one of those days!

 

tres chic!

it's the christmas gift that keeps on giving!

or at least once or twice..

tools of the trade...

though i prefer to work with living subjects...

seeing things?

RAWR!

RAWR!

RAWR!

words of wisdom, there...

though i am a little confused too...

i want to be a weekend warlock!

this will solve all of my problems!

a metaphor for the american consumer?

the great snatch, it just gets deeper and more interesting..

jesus is coming... are you ready?
some things in the bible are now making more and more sense...

someday...

not far off i am sure...

one of those moments where i wish i knew what they were thinking...

i will just climb into this giant pastrami sandwich here, seems comfortable enough. i love pastrami...

ah, the good old days!

if anything could contrast the old days from today it is the differences in consumption of pornography...

file this under... "just what every man needs!" department

though i have my doubts about the sleeplessness claim...

here, let me give you my blessing!

gives new meaning to stained glass...

i wonder where he grabbed this rock from?

probably, from that alien's nightstand...

you are getting sleepy, you cannot keep your eyes open... ZZZZ...

these are not the droids you are looking for... 

things may appear to be larger than they actually are!

so the buddhist monk went up to the hot dog vendor and asked... "make me one with everything."
laughing the vendor gave him his hot dog. the monk paid with $20 bill.
when the hot dog vendor did not give him his change, the monk asked about it.
the hot dog vendor replied "change comes from within."
the monk became enlightened.

there is a hidden message here, i am sure of it!

though i am puzzled by its implications...

some stoplights just want to see it all burn!

burn, baby, burn!

Cancelled!

who could have foreseen this?

good thing i am not a masseur!

truthfully, i am none of the above... scared?

file this under, i am glad they explained this to me...

now, i understand everything!!!

just $3.99! what a bargain!

i can be free from my worries too?!?!? sign me up!

YEE HAAW!

get 'er, barbie!

i am having one of those days too!

RAWR!

we all know the truth already, superman!

he needs to put on his barmaid dress first...

me too!

i'm a whippie! you're a whippie! wouldn't you like to be a whippie too?

why stop yourself?

me too!

good question!

probably not "bedwetting for dummies!"

AL!

sometimes, no caption is needed...

 

nor commentary... 

ah... the good old days!

 

 when you needed to shoot whole damn flocks of birds out of the sky. skyrats, is what i think they called them!

no joke!

since i have figured i would start again, i will start with the most obvious

 this is pretty much how i view american politics...