shape up!

 

or ship out! (said in faux austrian accent...)

nuclear love!

 

it is the best kind!

further proof of rule 34

need i add more?

ah! the good old days!

when you did not need to search for your cell phone...

they should make a movie out of this!

or at least a TV show...

POP!

this is exactly what i am trying to do...

i think this is a clear case of wishful thinking

how exactly does one become a nymphologist?

so many things to say...

where does one start?

seriously! who is the target market of this?

 

i am afraid that, ultimately, the dots fail to connect...

life too complicated?

 

take these 5 times a day and you worries will be over!

can i get this with bacon?

 

oh, and a large buttery chocolate shake to go...

so many mixed messages...

 

not even sure where to start with this one...

ah, the good old days again!

hold still, son! just 5 more!