just when you were not looking

bad dino! get down! *sprays with garden hose*

4 out 5? is that all?

man, i would have never guessed some of these...

feeling pretty groovy, baby?

WHAT? i can't hear you because i have my hearmuffs (tm) on!

where to today, comrade?

just a tour of the countryside, comrade!

one of these is not like the others...

always the bridesmaid, never the bride...

why can't people just be happy with themselves?

i mean seriously... what is it? low self-esteem? poor body image?

it's a cornucopia of meat!

ok, maybe there are few of those sissy vegetables there… but who cares! look at the bacon!

ah, how things have changed!

though i am not sure what oomph is... the sound you make when you pick up a non-skinny girl?

and some things just mystify me...

though, there are flashes of understanding

out of context, i suppose

i wish i knew what was going on...

brought to you from the "unfortunately named" department

not much more i can add to this...

then there are things that just cannot be explained...

let us ask... what is the meaning of life? it is questionable! thank you god-jesus!

i have days like this...

everything is sideways!