a little nugget of wisdom...

but no need to worry! the TV hat is here!

oh TV hat, how much i love thee! let me count the ways... 1! ah ah ah!

now those were the days, again!

it is not nice to point!

ummmm... are you serious?

you knew it was only a matter of time...

 

tramp stamp barbie has finally been produced. will this go the way of earring ken?

ah! the birds and the bees...

seriously, no matter how you dress this up it still ends up being weird... in fact i am a little weirded out by her parents.

some have it?

what? the pornstache?

the only way to walk around in london fully armed and armoured?

like a fish out of water...

actually it says "i am like a fish in the water," but that is niether here nor there...

they're mushrooms, dammit!

so stop staring!

can you find the hidden message?

if it had teeth it would bite you...

brought to you by the "what exactly were you expecting?" department...