metaphor for the modern world?

 

ZOOOOM!

not sure what i am looking at here...

 

but it almost looks good enough to eat!

YEAH! what have they ever done for us anyways!?!?

yes, very suspicious...

not much more i can "add to this..."

me three!

meat loaf every day? YES!

happens all the time!

just the cover makes me want to read this!

words of wisdom...

somewhere there is a gamer whose leetspeak actually paid off in the real world…

dammit! i missed it all!

i want my weed with roots in hell!
ok, maybe i did not miss the wild parties...but where’re my unleashed passions?

i think this is pretty self-explanatory...

though, i think, if i squint really hard... i can see it.

well duh...

i guess they expect me to check in my handguns, shotguns and dynamite with the guard at the door too...

i need a suit like this!

set pahsers to... SEXY!

oh yeah!

love the daisy dukes and pornstache!

i am having one of those days again...

DAMMIT!